Warning: Consuming Beans of Doomsday may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and/or spontaneous combustion of your aunt. Proceed with caution.
Legend has it that our beans were forged in the depths of the underworld, where the very fabric of reality was twisted and distorted. These are not just beans, but tiny, edible bombs of chaos.
Black Beans of Awesome - For those who dare to be different.
Beans of Doomsday - Our signature bean, for those who want it all.
Beans of Unending Suffering - For the truly adventurous.
Side effects may include: